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Scientists Announce A.I. Now Advanced Enough To Run Fish and Chips Store
"Turns out even a One Nation sentator could do it, so it clearly doesn't require too much intelligence."
Lazy sniffer dog just sits down next to any festival-goer with dreads
"Its either them or anyone wearing Nike TNs"
Socceroos fans begin search for team they’ll support when Australia is eliminated
"Maybe I'll pick Russia, at least we will know they will have the home crowd, and the American government backing them."
North Korean/US Tensions Reignite as Both Leaders Claim Handshake Win
"This means war"
Driver Of Swastika Tank Revealed
"We should have known"
Despite Setbacks, Corporate World Pledges to Keep Shitting on Everyday Australians
"You cannot stop us, Mr Macintosh is just one man, in a world full of shit CEOs"
Scientists discover cure to lactose intolerance is just wanting to eat the food
"The findings have been met with applause, and flatulence."
Responsible Drink Driver Indicates Before Running Up Curb
"He was also sure to have his hazard lights on the whole time he was driving"
Telstra Outage Leaves Customers Unable to Scroll News Feed on Morning Bus
Workplaces have been plunged into chaos, with productivity up 150%
Earth Hour Successfully Offsets First 8 Seconds of Vivid Festival
"If we changed it to 'Earth Month' then maybe they would stand a chance."