Angus Thompson's Posts

Uber Eats ordered to deliver fairer contracts, sweet and sour pork by ACCC
Investigators are still deciding on whether to add dumplings or not
Morrison denies opposing banking royal commission, “I had my fingers crossed”
"When I said it was a waste of time, I meant it was a waste of time not to do it!"
Anger over “fee for no service” confuses politicians – “That’s what we do everyday?”
"Wait, they expect us to do things in return for being paid half a million dollars a year?"
“Fraudulent bankers should be jailed, or made leader of Liberal party” says Morrison
"I don't know which one is worse."
Landlord hopes young tenants won’t decrease value of massively overinflated shitbox
"If the value drops below 10x inflation, I'm gonna be royally pissed."
Local Idiot Puts Phone and Wallet in Same Pocket
"It's okay, I didn't need to sit down today anyway."
McCormack Passes Final Nationals Leadership Test by Failing to Disclose Entitlements
"McCormack looks forward to reaching the everyday Australian, by wearing cowboy hats and sinking schooners in pubs"
Royal wedding hysteria reassures conservatives Australia not as progressive as feared
"Ah a reductive icon of our colonial past marrying, everything is normal again."
Experts Fear New North Korean Nuclear Missile May Not Reach White House
"World prays for slightly longer range missiles"
First Same Sex Proposal Officially Celebrated As Woman Proposes to Cow
"The wedding is set to be held on a very very slippery slope"