Nikki Haley legally changes her name to ‘Other’ in hopes to gain ground against Donald Trump

Former ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley has taken a drastic step to try and win back ground in the Republican primaries against insurrection enthusiast Donald Trump by legally changing her name to ‘Other’.

The move was done after the candidate realised that the only thing that has kept her in the race at all is that her name isn’t ‘Donald Trump’ and wanted to show the Republican Party that she is firmly committed to not being Donald Trump.

“Our campaign team thought this was the best move going into the next primary,” she said, “it turns out the people who don’t like Trump also don’t like me. This change is so that when people are looking at the two choices of ‘Trump’ or ‘Other’, they can feel like they are voting against Trump instead of it being that they are voting for me.”

“I mean, it’s not like my polling numbers can get worse from here.”

The candidate formerly known as Haley has also made her husband change his name for the 2nd time in his life, this time to ‘Other’s Plus One’.

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