John Delmenico's Posts
June 24, 2020
Trump bans testing in schools in order to wipe out illiteracy
"Everyone's a genius now!"
June 10, 2020
ABC relocates to marginal electorate in hopes to get money from the government
"All new shows will be based in women's changerooms."
June 9, 2020
Lawmakers bravely protest against themselves in hopes that someone will change the laws
If only someone could do something
June 4, 2020
Gal Gadot brings celebrities together for a touching rendition of NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’
June 1, 2020
Dutton cancels viagra prescription after seeing video of police shooting journalists
"God, that's the good stuff."
May 29, 2020
Minneapolis riots solved after Kendall Jenner offers protesters a Pepsi
"Turns out that was all that was needed"
May 28, 2020
Amazing: Disney has finally defrosted Walt, and he was immediately cancelled online
Welcome back you monster
May 25, 2020
Labor bolsters election hopes by recruiting Steven Bradbury as new leader
We can still do it
May 15, 2020
2GB unveils AFTA CEO will replace Alan Jones after Tracy Grimshaw comments
"He's the perfect fit"
April 29, 2020
USA steps up fight against Covid-19 by invading an oil-rich Middle Eastern country
Turns out the invisible enemy is Iraq
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