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New law forces property developers to indicate if building ‘may fall down’ on listings
Mueller begs White House to stop committing crimes so he can wrap up his investigation
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Moro Bars prepare for months-long stay in back of fridge
Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan
Family Christmas cancelled after argument about whether it’s Yanni or Laurel Wreath
Hungry Jacks $4 internships to provide youth with valuable experience in getting fucked over by large corporations
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Sushi train runs late and out of timetable order
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Socially responsible redneck switches to hybrid monster truck
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
New anonymous op-ed claims Trump is “total genius”, “really smart” and “I’m fantastic”
Toyota to phase out indicators on all new vehicles, citing lack of use
Victoria to introduce involuntary euthanasia for families that walk side-by-side on footpath
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Kelly O’Dwyer Resigns, To Spend Less Time Working With Children
Scott Morrison Finally Responds To Murray-Darling Crisis By Moving Israeli Embassy To Jerusalem
Australians Who Don’t Have Fun On Australia Day To Be Fined, Morrison Says
Dole Recipients To Help Rid Queensland Of Annoying Pest. Still No Solution For Cane Toads.
Mensa Rally Held In Melbourne
Santa Will Leave Lump Of Fair Dinkum Energy In Christmas Stocking If They Don’t Behave, Scott Morrison Warns Kids
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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