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ABC moves to Cayman Islands to attract more government funding
They are expected to make billions
Coalition assures nation there are “more than enough vaccines” to cover marginal electorates
Following latest scandal, Morrison declares all MPs will undergo ethics training in Hawaii
Baboons successfully returned to running the country
Authorities desperately attempt to stem the spread of JNCO jeans
Prime Minister’s office furiously brainstorming how best to screw up Coronavirus response
Newstart recipients form sports clubs in marginal seats so they can make ends meet
Calls for government to quarantine Queensland, just to keep them away from us
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HR woman single-handedly lowering staff morale
Man quits smoking his own cigarettes
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Republican Senators vote unanimously to impeach Hilary Clinton
Democrats regret appointing Peter Dutton to count the votes in Iowa ballot
US Senate votes to impeach Joe Biden
NASA to replace all scientists with Greg from Facebook who has a degree in COMMON SENSE
Queen pronounces grandson ‘the Harry formerly known as Prince’
Queen’s Christmas message tactfully tip-toes around whole child-trafficking thing
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Government Activates Coronavirus Emergency Plan: Morrison To Head To Hawaii Immediately
Morrison Calls For Royal Commission Into Shape Of Earth
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Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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