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Oniongate – How it happened
Bunnings stores have banned onions from being on top on the sausage sizzles. Here is a chilling audio documentary about how it all unfolded on one fateful day last September
Video game violence blamed for sudden spike in Stagecoach robberies
News Corp editor dies of joy after realising they can use the headline “strawberry needler needled”
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
The Aussie Guide to Astronomy
God’s plan is for man’s life to suck
Voters shocked to learn that Luke Foley was invited to a party
The Daily Telegraph to trial ‘news’ section
Local News
“Hare Hare, Hare Krishna” still top of Hare Krishna music charts
Nitschke’s euthanasia ship hits iceberg, delights passengers
Methadone clinic a bitter disappointment
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World News
Why would anyone bomb all those traitors who deserve a painful death? asks Trump in stirring speech
Socially responsible redneck switches to hybrid monster truck
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
New anonymous op-ed claims Trump is “total genius”, “really smart” and “I’m fantastic”
Toyota to phase out indicators on all new vehicles, citing lack of use
Victoria to introduce involuntary euthanasia for families that walk side-by-side on footpath
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Videos
Chaser Video: Apex security at APEC
The year is 2007. Sydney is in lockdown for the APEC summit with leaders and their security entourages from across the globe requiring vigilant protection. Enter The Chaser
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Shovel Politics
Morrison ‘Cried & Prayed’ For Asylum Seekers, Just Wished He Was In A Position To Do More
Hanson Rushed To Hospital After Shaking Hands With Mark Latham
“I’m Just A Regular, Fair Dinkum, Dinky Di, True Blue Aussie Bloke”: A Personal Message From Scott Morrison
Mark Latham Has Submitted His One Nation Membership Form As Well As His Preliminary Resignation Letter, As Per Standard One Nation Policy
Palestine To Move Embassy From Canberra To The Shire, Just To Fuck With Scott Morrison
Peter Dutton Dresses Up As Himself In Terrifying Halloween Prank  
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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