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Channel Nine apologises after mistakenly broadcasting same episode of A Current Affair for last 13 years
Following revelations ABC accidentally aired a rerun of popular TV program Mad As Hell last night, Channel Nine  revealed it has
Olympics to introduce new sport of opening microwave door just before beeping starts
400,000 Brits pledge not to raid Area 51 because it would be rude without invite
‘Relieved’ cricket hater oblivious to fact The Ashes start in two weeks
“Nobody is above the law” says Dutton, “Unless you’re an Au Pair”
Millennials flood housing market after EFTPOS outage leaves them unable to buy smashed avo
Telstra proves its ready to takeover NBN by wiping out EFTPOS network
Serving suggestion seriously underestimates local man’s lack of self control
Local News
Melbourne man visits Sydney just to point out its flaws
Safety Warning Convinces Man Not To Drink Paint
Man unwinds from long day staring at screen with a few hours of slightly different screen
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Compromise reached: Scarlett Johansson to play black little mermaid
NASA commits to fake a man on Mars by 2030
Hating gay people only part of the bible Christian following at this point
Apple unveils newer minimalist share price
“Rich footballers need your money more than starving kids” confirms Jesus
Huge breakthrough for fake meat – scientists genetically alter kidney beans to feel pain
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Shovel Politics
We Used FaceApp On Peter Dutton And He Doesn’t Really Change
Government To Fight For Australians’ Right To Say Whatever They Want Unless It’s About Anzac Day
Government Totally Out Of Things To Talk About, Now That Tax Cuts Passed
Scott Morrison Begins New Parliament By Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “We Pay Our Respects To Coal Lobbyists Past, Present And Emerging”
NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Belle Gibson Says She Rejects Mainstream Methods For Paying Fines, And Will Overcome Her Fine Through Natural Remedies And Self Reflection
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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