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Extra $4 billion funding allows struggling private school to finally build 3rd swimming pool
"Phew"
Murdoch “getting sick of Morrison”
Outrage after revelations that Miss Piggy prefers it “froggy-style”
Royal Commission into aged care to focus on “how the hell to get rid of Four Corners”
Morrison sets target for Liberal Party to have 50% women, 75% men
Woolworths tells customers to throw out candy bananas because they are fucking gross
Socially responsible redneck switches to hybrid monster truck
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Local News
UN Security Council fails to enforce New Year’s resolution
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
Millenial buys Sydney apartment by giving up smashed avos for just 547 years
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World News
New anonymous op-ed claims Trump is “total genius”, “really smart” and “I’m fantastic”
Toyota to phase out indicators on all new vehicles, citing lack of use
Victoria to introduce involuntary euthanasia for families that walk side-by-side on footpath
End of Crocs footwear mourned by virgins worldover
“Refugees are going to take my job,” claims unemployed man
Starting global wars will result in one-hour suspension under Twitter’s tough new terms of service
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Shovel Politics
‘A Beacon Of Stability’: Australia Hasn’t Changed Leaders In 30 Years
Labor Names Malcolm Turnbull As Candidate For Wentworth By-Election
Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
Nation Surprised To Discover Anyone Even Knows National Anthem
‘Quotas For Woman Ridiculous’ Says Senator Whose Job Literally Relies On The Concept Of Quotas
Dutton Dismisses ‘Job For Mates’ Allegation On Basis He Has No Mates
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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