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Local man spends entire conversation trying to remember other person’s name
"I know it started with an A... or an F"
Opinion: How am I supposed to explain to my child that this talking, suit wearing aardvark is gay?
Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
God comes out of retirement to distance self from Catholic Church
Safety Warning Convinces Man Not To Drink Paint
Plan to go to bed at reasonable hour foiled by lure of doing nothing in particular for 5 hours
Man unwinds from long day staring at screen with a few hours of slightly different screen
Local News
Father introduces son to life-long hatred of fishing
Astronomers discover fifteen year old girl is centre of universe
Discovery of shallow grave ends 18-year search for Wally
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World News
Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike
Unpaid intern dies of exposure
Pope really not looking forward to seeing Jesus’s disapproving face on his toast tomorrow
15 year old burger flipper excited to add “White House Chef” to CV
Mueller begs White House to stop committing crimes so he can wrap up his investigation
Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan
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Shovel Politics
Peter Dutton Believes He Has Numbers To Win Labor Party Leadership
Tanya Plibersek Pulls Out Of Race Against Albo And ScoMo: ‘Australia’s Not Ready For A Leader Without A Nickname Ending In O’
Clive Palmer Could Have Won Same Amount Of Seats With Half The Spend, Analysis Shows
94% Of Australians Still Have Faith In Polls, Newspoll Finds
Australia Elects Coalition, Excitedly Waits To See What Its Policies Will Be
Nation Re-Elects Man Who Took A Piece Of Fucking Coal Into Parliament 
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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