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Gladys celebrates victory by tearing down SCG
The state election reached it’s inevitable conclusion tonight after premier Gladys Berejiklian declared victory over once again state opposition leader
“I’d never attack immigrants for political points!” says guy who just opened a detention centre for political points
#eggteen No further nominations to be accepted for Australian of the Year 2020
Daily Telegraph takes day out from bashing muslims to condemn xenophobia
Strike kids should be in school, learning how to count coal lobby donations, says PM
Global chaos as Instagram outage blocks access to sponsored opinions
Catholic Michael Jackson fan quietly questioning everything
World’s businesses in crisis as Gmail outage allows workers to spend home time relaxing, having fun
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“I’m not afraid of shooters” tweets Trump from bullet proof car
Dan Brown asks plagiarism accusers if they’ve got any ideas for a sequel
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World News
Muffin Break intern dies of exposure
Pope really not looking forward to seeing Jesus’s disapproving face on his toast tomorrow
15 year old burger flipper excited to add “White House Chef” to CV
Mueller begs White House to stop committing crimes so he can wrap up his investigation
Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan
Family Christmas cancelled after argument about whether it’s Yanni or Laurel Wreath
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Shovel Politics
Michael Daley Resigns, Replaced By Asian With PhD
“I Was Concerned Negative Muslim Sentiment Was Taking Focus Away From African Gangs” Morrison Says
Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism
Ararat Prison To Build New ‘Catholic Priest Wing’
Barnaby Joyce Says Nationals Not Married To Liberal Party. “We Just Get Together To F**k Australians Once In A While”
“I’m The Elected Deputy PM Of Australia”, Says Some Random Kiwi Nutter
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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