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PM denies extra assistance to renters, claiming he’s “tough on boarders”
He's certainly not “tough on borders”
Dickhead uses Twitter thread to outline harrowing account of what it’s like to not have Covid-19
Government asks virus to hold off for six weeks so they can get stimulus sorted
Jetstar CEO forced to sit on floor after overbooking family couch
Queensland’s ‘Smart State’ title revoked for holding election during pandemic
Oxford Dictionary names “Oh Fuck” Word of the Year
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Morrison decides to use to novelty oversized prop to make people take him more seriously
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Lonely home worker leaves passive aggressive notes to himself in home kitchen
Family Pet forced to rein in all-day humping now humans are home
Oxford dictionary redefines 1.5m to ‘right next to each other’ citing popular use
Byron Bay local astral projects himself 1.5 meters away
Quarantine extended by 2 weeks to allow everyone to grow out their DIY haircuts
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Quarantine extended by 2 weeks to allow everyone to grow out their DIY haircuts
Prince Charles to immediately stop eating pangolin for breakfast
WHO demands Animal Crossing be released to encourage self isolation
Coronavirus response called off after 3% of scientists declare it not a threat
Trump approves $1 billion Norton Anti-Virus fund to help fight corona
White House reassures public: “The President is not in control”
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Extreme Vetting podcast – Episode 15 – Veronica Milsom
Extreme Vetting podcast – Episode 14 – Alex Lee
Extreme Vetting podcast – Episode 13 – Andrew Denton
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Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Cruise Ship Of Asylum Seekers Arrives In Sydney
Angus Taylor Says Fact He Owns 2,000 Hairdressing Salons Is Total Coincidence 
QUIZ: Which One Of These Boats Was Stopped From Entering Australia Because It Was A Threat To National Security?
‘Why The Fuck Aren’t You Social Distancing?’ Says Man Who Boasted About Going To The Footy Last Weekend
Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service 
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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