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Cory Bernardi celebrates Pride Month by finally fucking off
"My work here is done"
Announcing National Sickie Day 2019
39 year old woman secretly chuffed to be asked for ID at bottle shop
Radiohead raided by Karma Police after leaking own music
Dutton denies organising raids and threatens to raid whoever claims that he did
Huge breakthrough for fake meat – scientists genetically alter kidney beans to feel pain
Apple unveil new $2000 monitor power cable
The Chaser’s Guide to Australian Road Signs
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God’s plan is for man’s life to suck
Man spends entire camping trip trying to get phone reception
God comes out of retirement to distance self from Catholic Church
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Trump rushed off stage after Secret Service spot man carrying photo of John McCain
Opinion: How am I supposed to explain to my child that this talking, suit wearing aardvark is gay?
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike
Unpaid intern dies of exposure
Pope really not looking forward to seeing Jesus’s disapproving face on his toast tomorrow
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Shovel Politics
Australians Who Have Had A Go Will Receive Their Go In The Mail By Next Month, Government Reassures Impatient Public
AFP Raids The Shovel Headquarters To Find Out Who Leaked Nude Pics Of Peter Dutton
Climate Change Put On Hold Until Next Election
Morrison Kicks Off New Government By Promising Every Australian An Extra 10 Fair Dinkums Next Financial Year 
Peter Dutton Believes He Has Numbers To Win Labor Party Leadership
Tanya Plibersek Pulls Out Of Race Against Albo And ScoMo: ‘Australia’s Not Ready For A Leader Without A Nickname Ending In O’
Real Estate
Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate
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