John Delmenico's Posts
July 13, 2020
Barnaby Joyce announces career change to become a Melbourne security guard
It worked for Johnny Depp's dogs
July 6, 2020
Pauline Hanson launches new line of face masks to combat COVID
"They will fit in seamlessly at your next group meeting"
July 3, 2020
Royal Family says sorry to Meghan Markle, offers free driving-tour of Paris
"It's the least we can do"
June 29, 2020
Sky News apologises for blatant racism and reassures fans “it will happen again”
"It was a 5 time mistake"
June 24, 2020
Trump bans testing in schools in order to wipe out illiteracy
"Everyone's a genius now!"
June 10, 2020
ABC relocates to marginal electorate in hopes to get money from the government
"All new shows will be based in women's changerooms."
June 9, 2020
Lawmakers bravely protest against themselves in hopes that someone will change the laws
If only someone could do something
June 4, 2020
Gal Gadot brings celebrities together for a touching rendition of NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’
June 1, 2020
Dutton cancels viagra prescription after seeing video of police shooting journalists
"God, that's the good stuff."
May 29, 2020
Minneapolis riots solved after Kendall Jenner offers protesters a Pepsi
"Turns out that was all that was needed"
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