John Delmenico's Posts

Barnaby Joyce announces career change to become a Melbourne security guard
It worked for Johnny Depp's dogs
Pauline Hanson launches new line of face masks to combat COVID
"They will fit in seamlessly at your next group meeting"
Royal Family says sorry to Meghan Markle, offers free driving-tour of Paris
"It's the least we can do"
Sky News apologises for blatant racism and reassures fans “it will happen again”
"It was a 5 time mistake"
Trump bans testing in schools in order to wipe out illiteracy
"Everyone's a genius now!"
ABC relocates to marginal electorate in hopes to get money from the government
"All new shows will be based in women's changerooms."
Lawmakers bravely protest against themselves in hopes that someone will change the laws
If only someone could do something
Gal Gadot brings celebrities together for a touching rendition of NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’
Dutton cancels viagra prescription after seeing video of police shooting journalists
"God, that's the good stuff."
Minneapolis riots solved after Kendall Jenner offers protesters a Pepsi
"Turns out that was all that was needed"
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!