Charles Firth

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Murdoch “getting sick of Morrison”
Despite mounting reservations, Liberal Party insiders were quick to reassure Mr Murdoch that his wishes would be carried out promptly and fully
Outrage after revelations that Miss Piggy prefers it “froggy-style”
Following the revelations that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple, a flood of other salacious details about the private lives of muppets has been leaked by an ex-writer on the Sesame Street program
Royal Commission into aged care to focus on “how the hell to get rid of Four Corners”
Mr Morrison said it was important for the Royal Commission to investigate fully how the chronic underfunding of aged care could be brought to light so easily.
Morrison sets target for Liberal Party to have 50% women, 75% men
"We want more women because it looks better on TV when there are a few chicks behind me during question time," said the Prime Minister
Dutton pretty sure he now has the numbers
Dutton dismissed the latest allegations of improper conduct, saying that he was more focused on important matters, such as counting the votes for another leadership ballot in the party room
Liberal Party delivers 40th successive Newspoll win for coal industry
Despite polls indicating 85% of Australians want more action on climate change, the Liberal Party held firm on its electorally disastrous policy supporting the dying industry
New anonymous op-ed claims Trump is “total genius”, “really smart” and “I’m fantastic”
"Donald Trump is a total hard-working genius, much better than Obama and even better than Lincoln. I would say he's the best. Definitely better than Hillary, who was a total dud. I should have locked her up."
Woolies to trial “just walk out” checkout, also known as “stealing”
“I haven’t used the checkout for years,” said Keith Belan, an ice dealer from the Central Coast. “And I don’t even need an app. I just walk out.”
Sydney Airport customs launches express lane for “people with no personal connection to Peter Dutton”
Home Au Pairs minister Peter Dutton will face an inquiry after it was revealed there is a special express lane at Sydney airport customs reserved for “people with no personal connection to Peter Dutton”.
Boatload of au pairs spotted off the coast of Australia
Australia is at risk of being swamped by au pairs after a boatload of them was spotted in the Indian Ocean off the coast of Australia