Charles Firth

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Strike kids should be in school, learning how to count coal lobby donations, says PM
He said kids should instead be in school, learning important skills, such as maths. "I use maths every day to count up the amount of donations I get from the coal lobby.”
Replica Endeavour seized by Australian Border Force: crew detained on Nauru
The Prime Minister said the crew of recent NIDA graduates dressed in 18th century garb, would be detained on Nauru indefinitely. 
Mueller begs White House to stop committing crimes so he can wrap up his investigation
Mr Mueller said it was having a genuine impact on his enthusiasm for bringing down the President. "I took this case on because it was a simple open and shut case of treason. But there are just so many other, extra crimes, it's becoming a real bore. 
Everyone now understands why George Christensen opposed safe schools
Mr Christensen has long called for Australia to return to less safe schools, which he much prefers
Police give up: crime investigations to be done only by podcast hosts from now on
The police force announced today that it had decided to give up trying to work out who committed all the unsolved murders and robberies, and instead rely on investigations by the hosts of true crime podcasts to solve crime
Oniongate – How it happened
Bunnings stores have banned onions from being on top on the sausage sizzles. Here is a chilling audio documentary about how it all unfolded on one fateful day last September
Voters shocked to learn that Luke Foley was invited to a party
People with knowledge of the situation said that Luke Foley had always been someone who you'd "accidentally" leave off the list whenever there was a social gathering happening
The Daily Telegraph to trial ‘news’ section
"Fuck it, you gotta try everything once."
Mark Latham is a Chaser stunt
It's true. Mark Latham is The Chaser's first, and possibly, greatest stunt
Scott Morrison euthanised on track after fall in polls
Morrison fell sharply in the polls stewards the most humane course of action was to bring in the curtains
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