Breaking: 6 ministers suffering debilitating anxiety put on medication during Morrison government

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April 28, 2024

Former Prime Scott Morrison has revealed that 6 ministers within his cabinet were put on the anxiety medication during his tenure.

“The ministers for Health, Finance, Industry, Science, Energy, Resources and Home Affairs were all in desperate need of SSRI’s and mood enhancers,” Morrison revealed in his forthcoming book titled ‘I Am The Fucking Chosen One, And I Choose You to Buy My Book, or Else You’ll Go to Hell’.

“I don’t know what was happening with these ministers that could have possibly been piling up more stress.”

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