News Corp outraged after tipoff ‘gullible’ has been taken out of dictionary

We faked a story about Fairy Bread being cancelled, and the media took it hook line and sinker

“Not the time to discuss war crimes” says man holding press conference about Afghanistan war

New Jurassic Park movie to explore what it would be like if country were run by dinosaurs

Nation shocked as Morrison decides not to distribute vaccines we never had in the first place

Really swell guy Peter Dutton finishes up another day of caring for orphaned puppies

Liberals commit to equality by having women create 50% of their fuck ups by 2021

Police release drawing of man suspected of stopping boats in Suez Canal

Sacked from cabinet, horrified Porter realises he’ll have to deal with centrelink

Morrison announces cabinet reshuffle over fears staffer might have had sex on it