Cam Smith's Posts
December 11, 2018
Local man spends entire conversation trying to remember other person’s name
"I know it started with an A... or an F"
November 27, 2018
15 minutes of study rewarded with 2 hour Netflix binge
"I've earned it"
November 12, 2018
News Corp editor dies of joy after realising they can use the headline “strawberry needler needled”
"Walkley award here I come"
November 6, 2018
Local suit having rough time deciding between ‘protesting horse cruelty’ or ‘free office lunch’
I'll just go but I won't enjoy it
November 2, 2018
“I don’t like Halloween because it’s American” says man blasting rock in his Ford on the way to Maccas
We should be celebrating true blue Australian holidays, like the birthday of the British monarch
October 12, 2018
Every student in Australia comes out as gay, after learning it will get them out of school
October 11, 2018
Melbourne to build their own Opera House just so they can be smug about not putting ads on it
"Take that Sydney"
October 10, 2018
Liberals announce $150 million plebiscite to decide if gay kids should be allowed in schools
"It's the only way to know"
October 7, 2018
Sydney Opera House to be shut down following noise complains
"Neighbours have had enough"
October 5, 2018
NSW Government orders Opera House to install pokies after realising it could turn a quick buck
"To think we've been wasting all that space on the arts."
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