National

“This is emotional for me, see growing up my mother couldnt add a 4.3 million dollar house to her property protfolio”

“Take in the sights of a destroyed landscape and breathe in the smell of political donations.”

“All the racist fear-mongering and for what?”

“The home of democracy, and a 4 bedroom house which is worth plenty in this economy.”

“Worst come to worst, we can always protect the teens from social media by putting them behind bars”

“We worry that acknowledging it might lead to nasty commentary or divisiveness.”

“If everyday Aussies cant afford groceries, they should just raise their tenant’s rent.”

This comes as Shorten has managed to lose his ‘unlosable’ retirement.

“They can’t trip me over to embarrass me if I do it myself.”

“With this change we will finally be acknowledging the minority group that is mining billionaires.”