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Government responds to royal commission by dropping veterans from census
“We worry that acknowledging it might lead to nasty commentary or divisiveness.”
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RBA suggests those who can’t afford groceries should simply become landlords
“If everyday Aussies cant afford groceries, they should just raise their tenant’s rent.”
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Bill Shorten becomes latest person to be defeated by NDIS paperwork
This comes as Shorten has managed to lose his ‘unlosable’ retirement.
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Anthony Albanese ties his shoelaces together so the LNP don’t get a chance to
“They can’t trip me over to embarrass me if I do it myself.”
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“Mining Billionaire Status” to be included in 2026 Census
“With this change we will finally be acknowledging the minority group that is mining billionaires.”
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“Why would we count queer people on the census?” asks rich, university educated, cis, straight, white, non-disabled man
“The census is about including all of us, not singling any groups out”
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Australian Government exercises ‘right to disconnect’ following questions about Gaza
“Now if you get any questions about the ongoing geno… I mean conflict, you can say ‘it’s after 5pm’.”
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Linda Reynolds sues Linda Reynolds for defamation
“Linda Reynolds has done real harm to the reputation of Linda Reynolds”
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Bill Shorten tells NDIS recipients to just hold in their period blood
“Menstrual products are just a lifestyle item, not a need” claimed the cis-man
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Dutton reaches ‘stoking racist bullshit’ level of headline deprivation again
Wow it must have been two weeks since a front page already.