National
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has accidentally leaked his letter to Santa this year, wherein he asked for just one gift: a stocking full of Uranium.
“Dear Santa,”
“I know that last year you couldn’t give me what I wanted, the ability to torture refugees again, so this year I am asking for something else.”
“As much as I normally love the coal you fill my stockings with every year, this year I want something different. Don’t worry I get enough coal from Gina.”
“What I really want is some activated Uranium. Something for me to use up after I use up all of Gina’s coal.”
“I just hope that I’ve been a good enough boy for that, I mean, just the other day my wife said I am not a Grinch.”
