Govt asks teenager to help them set up the social media ban on their phone

The Albanese government have announced that they have teamed up with an elite team of tech savvy people to set up a social media ban: their grandchildren.

This comes as shockingly, Baby Boomer Anthony Albanese has still been unable to answer any question about how a ban would work, but remains pretty sure that every tech expert is wrong about how.

“People say that it is impossible to make a ban that is super easy to get around,” said the PM, “but I said it was impossible to hear people on my phone but then one of the interns showed me where the speaker button was. Showing that anything is possible these days.”

“We’ve given the kids our phones to block them from using theirs, once they clear up the viruses and send that money to the exiled prince of Nigeria who needs our help to win back the throne, they will set up the ban so that only people our age can use the Facebook.”

The teenager said he was annoyed to have to set it up and even more annoyed by how large the font size was.