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The Coalition have also accused teachers of trying to make children respect everyone and see women as human beings.

“We hope this makes our position on Israel killing our aid workers clear.”

“I’m in control of it,” he yelled at voters after snorting a line of caviar provided by the gambling lobby

“We must protect political debate by stopping any protesters and media who present things that make us look bad.”

“I feel so used. I thought we had something special.”

“There’s always that one thing you forget when you go shopping,” said Rinehart.

“Australia used to be a world leader in bigotry, I am confident we can be one again!”

“At One Nation, our anti-abortion, anti-trans and anti-family court stances are us protecting the ladies. Trust me.”

“These state of the art vessels also double as a hat”

“The best way to independently represent our communities is to become codependent.”