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Government housing is much better than when I was growing up, claims Prime Minister from steps of Kirribilli House
“If only someone had the power to fix housing crisis” laments man with power to fix housing crisis
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White man decides he knows what’s best for Indigenous Australians
It’s an Australian tradition
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“Disappointment in Labor is 100% renewable”, say climate experts
“This could be a major breakthrough.”
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Missing radioactive capsule is nothing to worry about, says mining executive wearing full-body hazmat suit
“There is absolutely nothing to worry about”
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Experts confirm groomers are putting on dresses and reading books to children
They even offer the children alcohol
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History made as local shopper manages entire shop without self-service having a meltdown
“EXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison blames former Treasurer Scott Morrison for secret ministries
“I can’t believe he did this”
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Scott Morrison says he’s forgiven Jenny for not telling public about his secret ministries
“She stuffed up”
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‘I will bring freedom of speech back to Twitter’ declares dog fucker Elon Musk
“Also my favorite food is candy bananas”