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New king crowned, ruler of Australia remains the same
Experts suggest the coronation was merely a formality as Rupert’s reign was already well under way.
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Peter Dutton demands more detail on the coronation
“This feels like an unelected third chamber of government”
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“Why would we possibly need to enshrine Indigenous representation?” asks Former Indigenous Affairs Minister Abbott
“What we need is an enshrined racist Voice to Parliament”
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Swisse Launches New “Whinge Relief” Pills Aimed at Pharmacists
The pill promises to alleviate weeping for the cameras
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Government housing is much better than when I was growing up, claims Prime Minister from steps of Kirribilli House
“If only someone had the power to fix housing crisis” laments man with power to fix housing crisis
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White man decides he knows what’s best for Indigenous Australians
It’s an Australian tradition
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“Disappointment in Labor is 100% renewable”, say climate experts
“This could be a major breakthrough.”
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Missing radioactive capsule is nothing to worry about, says mining executive wearing full-body hazmat suit
“There is absolutely nothing to worry about”
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Experts confirm groomers are putting on dresses and reading books to children
They even offer the children alcohol
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History made as local shopper manages entire shop without self-service having a meltdown
“EXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”