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History made as local shopper manages entire shop without self-service having a meltdown
“EXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison blames former Treasurer Scott Morrison for secret ministries
“I can’t believe he did this”
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Scott Morrison says he’s forgiven Jenny for not telling public about his secret ministries
“She stuffed up”
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‘I will bring freedom of speech back to Twitter’ declares dog fucker Elon Musk
“Also my favorite food is candy bananas”
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Medibank drops ‘Private’ from name following user data hack
They will now be known as Medibank
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UK to undergo 30 second period of mourning for Liz Truss’ Prime Ministership
“Okay that’s over”
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Qantas tells customers apology vouchers have been lost in transport
“We believe they may be in Italy”
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Morrison: “You wouldn’t understand as you’ve never been prime minister, health minister, finance minister, resources minister, treasurer…”
Former treasurer, health minister, finance minister, resources minister and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has assured the public he took his extra responsibilities extremely seriously by saying he can recall pretty much all the ministries he secretly swore himself into. Morrison also said his tenure as PM has been unfairly judged and he should be…