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“Albo has experience being a landlord, so we know what it’s like for these people doing it tough”

Experts suggest the coronation was merely a formality as Rupert’s reign was already well under way.

“This feels like an unelected third chamber of government”

“What we need is an enshrined racist Voice to Parliament”

The pill promises to alleviate weeping for the cameras

“If only someone had the power to fix housing crisis” laments man with power to fix housing crisis

It’s an Australian tradition

“This could be a major breakthrough.”

“There is absolutely nothing to worry about”

They even offer the children alcohol