National

Let the Hunger Games begin

“From what I’ve been reading in the news it sounds like I’d be a great fit at PwC”

Some party insiders are tipping her as the future opposition leader

“We keep our promises, besides the nobody left behind one.”

Sighs of relief were heard around the country clubs

“Albo has experience being a landlord, so we know what it’s like for these people doing it tough”

Experts suggest the coronation was merely a formality as Rupert’s reign was already well under way.

“This feels like an unelected third chamber of government”

“What we need is an enshrined racist Voice to Parliament”

The pill promises to alleviate weeping for the cameras