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Yes23 reconsiders push for corporate support after Qantas loses all the Yes pamphlets in transit
‘We didn’t expect teaming up with the most hated brand to go poorly’
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Labor proudly announces 1.2 million new investment properties for landlords
“By 2025, no property investor will live in poverty”
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Support for a republic reaches all time high
“Fuck the poms for what they did to our Queens!” yelled one former royalist
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Scott Morrison accepts apology for Robodebt
“Truly no one else in Australia could possibly know what that feels like to be a victim of this”
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KPMG way worse than PwC according to damning report by PwC
“You should definitely pay more attention to this than anything PwC has done.”
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Powerful Australian Senator bravely launches lawsuit against former junior employee
“I’m not going to be the victim of this story any longer!”
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Scott Morrison claims religious exemption from caring about Robodebt victims
“To say that I should show compassion and remorse for enabling the government to swindle poor people, often to death and then lie about it for close to 10 years goes against my belief system.”
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Newly unemployed Kathryn Campbell can’t believe how terrible Centrelink is
Campbell is due to start work next week as a real estate agent, due to her experience misleading rooms full of people on important decisions.
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Commonwealth Games award Dan Andrews gold medal in gymnastics for stunning backflip
Dan Andrews has been awarded an honorary gold medal by the Commonwealth Games