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Anthony Albanese regretting not using Shaq more
“We tried everything we could think of, but forgot Shaq”
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Albo announces last minute “Maybe” option on referendum ballot
It’s for those who aren’t sure the voice is the right call but don’t want to come across as racist
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Labor responds to early bushfire season by guaranteeing South Coast AirBnBs will remain safe
“Saving our donors is our first priority
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BREAKING – Australia’s ruler abdicates
News Corp and all its subsidiaries including Australia will be handed to Lachlan Murdoch
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$21.4 million: Alan Joyce paid $1 for every dissatisfied Qantas customer
“Or to put it another way, he received $14,000 per person we laid off illegally.”
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Chaos in Parliament as Dutton produces lump of uranium as prop
“Don’t be afraid of it” he yelled over the screaming staffers.
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Coalition staffer writes ‘fucking awesome’ policy slamming drug decriminalisation, celebrates with an extra bump
WOOOOOO, lets fucking stop drug use in Canberra baby
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Government declares war on feral cats, ‘only our fossil fuel donors should be allowed to wipe out our wildlife’
“The climate apocalypse will be our best weapon against the felines.”
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Coles announces new series ‘Feed your family for under $1,000’
“We know Aussies are doing it tough right now, and we thought we’d help them shop a little bit smarter”