Powerful scenes in Parliament House as Bob Katter and Andrew Wilkie held a press conference protesting against police violence in Australia.

“This is one of the biggest issues in the country at the moment,” said Bob Katter while wearing an inflatable police uniform and holding a box of fake money to represent the over-funding of police, “feral pigs have caused devastating harm to communities around Australia and it’s time we take a stance.”

“I’ve heard many Australians saying that pigs don’t belong at Mardi Gras and I couldn’t agree more. Who on earth is going to keep them under control while the LGBGTQ community have their parade?”

“And to those saying Mardi Gras needs to be stopped, I say let them have their parade, let a thousand parades bloom for all I am concerned. But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland!”