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The backflip follows intense questioning by friends who noticed that the backpacker could recall far too much of his night for it to be as ‘massive’ as suggested.

‘I’m lactose intolerant’ she said. ‘And I just think this has more to do with trust issues stemming from my messy divorce’.

‘This man is an icon and a visionary.’ he said. ‘In the heavy rains last week, Peter was the first to inform us that it was ‘Pissing down’.

“The silent majority of this country want to keep their jobs, ban all Muslims and Mexicans and star in the apprentice.” Bernardi told The Chaser.

According to White House sources, Trump calls his own shots as long as Bannon has called the same identical shots.

Judge Robert Griffith seemed to empathise with Plum, and spoke to the court on Plum’s obvious remorse.

JUST days after ‘standing by his man’ in refusing to criticise the United States’ new immigration policy, Malcolm Turnbull has been left feeling abandoned and embarrassed following a verbal dressing down by Donald Trump in a phone call that was abruptly ended when the President hung up “without even saying ‘I love you’”. “I could…

The country has been overtaken by celebrations, marking the end of the US’s terrifying campaign of freedom and democracy

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