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Local woman somehow expected to work her ‘9 to 5’ today
International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80.
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Report: Nation’s women fucking exhausted
One woman posted about the exhaustion to her ‘Close Friends’ story, to avoid men responding to a public story.
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‘The real victims of alleged sexual assaults are the footy finals’ declares media
“Our thoughts are with the finals ladder at this time”
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“There’s no need to restrict camera glasses,” says local pedophile
“They’re just a fun, stylish accessory to wear to the park”
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Single woman wishes men knew how to ask questions the way the Census does
“Census took an interest in me, instead of just rambling about their bets.”
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ABC ombudsman replaced by a text chat with Rinehart and Murdoch
“The ABC ombudsman is too focused on the public interest instead of the billionaire interest.”
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Self-proclaimed ‘good man’ weirdly mad whenever women say we need to combat domestic violence
“I’m sick of being blamed every time a man does something” he said despite no one blaming him.
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Victoria to introduce machete bins outside Parliament to prevent further backstabbings
Reports suggest the area has seen a sudden spike in knifing related incidents.
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Relief-Premier Carroll wheels out TV so press pack can watch a movie
“Premier Allan has left me a note reminding you all that your actions represent the state and to treat me like you did her,”