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“See, this is the kind of discrimination we face,” he said after a woman saw him and ran the other way while hiding her child.

“We hope women know we take their safety seriously. It’s a top priority, just below protecting the reputation of ourselves and our male students.”

The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the feeling almost too well.

“It’s just not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me.”

Many are shocked that Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue.

“It was a house to die for.”

“What can I say… I have a uniquely quirky sense of humour!”

“Finally technology has reached the point where it is as spineless as me.”

“Before you eat them, let’s all smile for the social media pic.”

“Fuck me, it’s that time of year already?” he said.