General News
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General News
All-female space mission fixes gender equality
“Forget the gender pay gap, the #MeToo movement and women’s rights – all we needed was a group selfie from outer space.”
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ABC audience concerned about how late the debate is getting
“I’m normally in bed by 8:30, what do you mean it’s not over”
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Bluey to host ABC debate in hopes of making it watchable
“Finally, someone taking part who has a soul.”
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General News
Blue Origin flight lasts 11 days’ worth of toilet breaks at an Amazon warehouse
Amazon based the shape of the ship on their famous piss bottles.
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Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today
There’s always some shit going on with old mate.
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Millennials relieved they invested in avocado toast instead of the stock market
“I don’t have to worry since I wasn’t going to buy a house or retire anyway.”
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Local shoplifter claims he was just trying to balance his trade deficit with Coles
“It’s reciprocal theft”
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Albo takes half an hour ordering coffee after telling barista the single mum story
He also needed to wait for focus groups to say what to order.
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Nation exhausted by election that hasn’t even been fucking called yet
they’ve been campaigning forever, just fuck off