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NSW cop tells harrowing story of getting a bit of pepper spray in his eye while spraying a child
The NSW government claims everyone ‘lacks context’, so we spoke an officer to hear his story.
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Herzog offers to sign cop’s pepper spray
“I’m more used to signing missiles but with the similar shape I’m sure I can make it work.”
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Nation confident in ability to guess the alleged bomber’s race based on lack of ‘terrorist’ label
While the dictionary may suggest that terrorism is when anyone uses unlawful violence for political means, many understand that the application of the term becomes impacted by ‘other factors’…
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Local man unsure if media is describing someone throwing a bomb at a First Nations protest, or just a kid doing some prank calls
“They’re being so vague and the language could be describing either option.”
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“This is what the ANZACs fought for” says guy standing shoulder to shoulder with nazis
“They fought in WW2 specifically so I could spend January 26th not at work, and instead at a rally neo-nazis helped organise.”
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Adelaide Writers Week now just Adelaide Writers Afternoon
“We had to readjust the branding to fit the new schedule following the boycott.”
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Sibling visibly smug about having best wrapped presents
“Oh wow, would you look at that”
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Pauline Hanson calls to cancel Christmas after learning it celebrates Middle Eastern refugees
“We shouldn’t praise people like that”
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News columnist fired for wanting to use their platform to bring people together instead of stoking division
“Your job is to make this country as unsafe as possible so we can later win awards for reporting on what we stoked.”
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TikTok Awards announce next year’s red carpet dress code will be white pointy hoods
“Stick to it or we won’t want to use your photos”