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“The government really should keep an eye out for small businesses,” said Peta Credlin

The RBA’s plan to slow down inflation has worked!

“For every one cent that prices go up for fuel, we pledge to add another 99c price increase to raise money for the ‘Yachts for Board Members’ fund.”

“This was meant to be a free money printer, I shouldn’t have to provide a service for the money.”

“It really feels like you’re in a car with a family saying they love you.”

The children’s discussion of their love of the food and recent media was interrupted by drunken yelling from across the room

“See, this is the kind of discrimination we face,” he said after a woman saw him and ran the other way while hiding her child.

“We hope women know we take their safety seriously. It’s a top priority, just below protecting the reputation of ourselves and our male students.”

The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the feeling almost too well.

“It’s just not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me.”