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“Why have something do what you want, when it can do something else instead?”

“First the issue was too complex, then it was too straining, but now I feel like I can acknowledge it.”

“Finally, some peace.”

The pothole also thought this in 2022, 2019 and every other election dating back to 2007.

“I killed Epstein but still miss him everyday” said the man against fact-checking

“Soon childless couples with help from rich parents might even be able to enter the market!”

She is excited for her New Years resolutions which she will forget about in 2 weeks time.

“We are buzzing with excitement”

She started on wine but now is really getting into the spirit

He was given a pity paper crown, but knows he didn’t earn it.