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ABC News redesign helps reduce doom scrolling by being ugly and difficult to use
“It’s doing wonders for my mental health” said Mark who used to check the news multiple times a day
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Baby boomers purchase investment fallout shelters
It is now harder than ever for young people to get a foot on the doomsday prepping ladder.
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NSW Police call for a ban on Barnaby Joyce, citing “the danger of planter boxes”
No protests, no vigils and certainly no Barnaby.
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World clings desperately to Moo Deng while there is no other good news
No pressure on Moo Deng or anything
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Coles and Woolworths raise price of milk by $10m to offset legal costs
Both supermarkets have announced that next week milk will be on sale for an ‘amazingly cheap’ $1m per bottle.
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TikTok user spends hours bookmarking recipes they will never cook
The recipes will stay ignored in the bookmarks tab alongside forgotten life-hacks and craft ideas they are too lazy to make.
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Workplace fixes decades of toxic culture, harassment, widespread burnout, low wages, bloated executive pay, HR cover ups, return to office mandates, low morale, lack of upward mobility, sexist dress codes and illegal leave policies with ‘R U OK’ cupcake
“Look there is even a little smile under the O”
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Government considering senior citizen social media ban after Trump’s debate performance
“We were so focused on protecting children from the internet, we forgot to protect the internet from the elderly”.
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Australian mentally prepares for inevitable point where Dutton also starts saying that immigrants are coming to eat our pets
“The debate has filled me with dread, not for America, just knowing that we will hear it in Australian politics in 6-12 months.”
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Gambling reform: Labor to ban cheap parma Tuesdays at local pokies
“Parma is a gateway meal”