General News

The invasion fell apart when the Tesla brand tanks began blowing up.

“We’ve shown that when we want to, we can have entire teams dedicated to covering people being killed.”

“What are we meant to talk about now?”

“The recipe is to die for.”

“Punk is meant to be respectful, not protesting the establishment.”

“Back in my day you didn’t need to pay for 10 different streaming services just to watch games.”

The Former PM turned arms lobbyist has given his completely unbiased stance to multiple news outlets.

“Nuclear energy, nuclear bombs, new clear glasses; anything that sounds ‘nuclear’ must stop.”

“They just don’t make the fear campaigns like they used to.”

“Sorry one sec, just need to check something.”