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Albanese has shockingly overlooked other steps like asking Jenny and fleeing to Hawaii.

‘I am willing to explain the role to Katy whenever she wants’

Public enemy number one, the Lazy entitled grub living on taxpayer dime

Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has come out swinging today, in order to prove he is just as strong as Scott Morrison. Seen sprinting to the nearest children’s playground, Albanese’s assault on a local netball player comes just hours after the Prime Minister ruthlessly took out a child in under 7s soccer match. “Labor is running…

My favourite pastime

“Oh boy I love fondling pigs”

It’s basically the whole party at this point

‘They don’t represent Australians’ said the American

The move has been heralded as a modernisation of a classic technique

‘Dom can launch a construction company now’