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Convicted pedophile now merely just a “disgraced entertainer”

The media has officially downgraded convicted pedophile Rolf Harris’ title to the mere ‘disgraced entertainer’, stretching the term to its absolute limits, following the monster’s death.

“It is of the utmost importance that we report accurately,” said one news editor, “but not that accurately, we don’t want to offend the poor deceased rich pedophile.”

“Legally there is no concern with calling him a pedophile, he can’t sue for defamation since he is dead and was a convicted pedophile, but it would be very rude and completely disrespectful to the racist serial abuser’s legacy. No one would want that.”

“Now if you excuse me, I need to figure out a way to explain why the wobble-board guy got a knighthood while completely avoiding why he had it taken away.”

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