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Jobless man mooches off public housing
Public enemy number one, the Lazy entitled grub living on taxpayer dime
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Albanese responds to Morrison tackle by king hitting nearest child
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has come out swinging today, in order to prove he is just as strong as Scott Morrison. Seen sprinting to the nearest children’s playground, Albanese’s assault on a local netball player comes just hours after the Prime Minister ruthlessly took out a child in under 7s soccer match. “Labor is running…
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Dutton distracts himself from the pain of losing his defamation suit by drowning some puppies
My favourite pastime
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“Social media sites shouldn’t moderate posts” says pig fondler Elon Musk
“Oh boy I love fondling pigs”
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Labor vote skyrockets after winning over ‘disgruntled Liberal MP’ demographic
It’s basically the whole party at this point
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‘I’m sick of these media elites at the ABC’ complains billionaire media mogul
‘They don’t represent Australians’ said the American
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Modern spy goes undercover by cutting eyeholes in his iPad
The move has been heralded as a modernisation of a classic technique
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PM congratulates birth of Perrottet’s baby by giving a traditional forklift
‘Dom can launch a construction company now’
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Guy who can’t afford a house or petrol, excited that beer will be cheaper to drown his sorrows with
‘Finally, they are addressing the biggest issue in the country’
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“If only medical science could have prevented this!” says hospitalised unvaccinated man
Ambulance ride: $500. UAP ad budget: $30mil. Irony: priceless.