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Peter Dutton demands more detail on Pride Month
“I’ve talked to lots of gays and they tell me they don’t want this symbolic stuff,” he claimed.
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RBA boss tells those struggling with cost of living to simply get a cushy job as governor of a bank
“Just become a millionaire like me, it’s great!”
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Bloke one year from retirement, definitely winging it
“We call it the John Howard approach to leadership.”
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Ben Roberts-Smith resigns from Channel 7 to spend more time with his war crimes
“It’s time to focus on my passion”
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Ben Roberts-Smith drowns sorrows with a traditional leggy
“Can I bury the ruling in a Dora lunchbox?”
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Ben Roberts-Smith cheers self up following court loss by kicking a farmer off a cliff
“Oh boy I just love war crimes,” Roberts-Smith told the press outside the court today.
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AFP hires PwC to investigate PwC scandal
“If there are any conflict of interests, my mates at PwC will find them”
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Convicted pedophile now merely just a “disgraced entertainer”
“We don’t want to offend the deceased pedophile”
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Pauline Hanson sells knitted White Hoods to raise funds for lawsuit
“You’ll be the talk of the town, stylishly fitting right in at our next meet up.”
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Robot outsources menial job to low-paid human so it can focus on painting and writing
The move promises a utopian future for robotkind.