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“Can I bury the ruling in a Dora lunchbox?”

“Oh boy I just love war crimes,” Roberts-Smith told the press outside the court today.

“If there are any conflict of interests, my mates at PwC will find them”

“We don’t want to offend the deceased pedophile”

“You’ll be the talk of the town, stylishly fitting right in at our next meet up.”

The move promises a utopian future for robotkind.

“She had a knife that posed a real threat to butter”

Big changes at Australia’s sixth favourite airline

“I’m glad to see Labor deliver on their promise of ‘no one left behind’.”

“We both have spent most our lives talking about our mother’s too.”