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“Social media sites shouldn’t moderate posts” says pig fondler Elon Musk
“Oh boy I love fondling pigs”
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Labor vote skyrockets after winning over ‘disgruntled Liberal MP’ demographic
It’s basically the whole party at this point
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‘I’m sick of these media elites at the ABC’ complains billionaire media mogul
‘They don’t represent Australians’ said the American
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Modern spy goes undercover by cutting eyeholes in his iPad
The move has been heralded as a modernisation of a classic technique
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PM congratulates birth of Perrottet’s baby by giving a traditional forklift
‘Dom can launch a construction company now’
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Guy who can’t afford a house or petrol, excited that beer will be cheaper to drown his sorrows with
‘Finally, they are addressing the biggest issue in the country’
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“If only medical science could have prevented this!” says hospitalised unvaccinated man
Ambulance ride: $500. UAP ad budget: $30mil. Irony: priceless.
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Former self-declared virus expert now an expert on geopolitical conflict
‘I reckon everyone is going about this the wrong way’
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Prince Charles selflessly offers to put Queen out of her misery
“I’m willing to make the hard decision”
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Daily Mail editor celebrates success of ‘Grace Tame smokes bong’ story with another line of coke
‘How could she stoop so low?”