In breaking news, Twitter is breaking.
This after the website was struck by a devastating rich idiotic nepo-baby egomaniac who thinks he is way smarter than he actually is; one of the most dangerous natural disasters known to man.
Many of the remaining Twitter users have lost any functionality as many remain in total shock that if you cut billions of dollars worth of cloud servers, employees, infrastructure and scare off advertisers by empowering nazis; the essential inner workings of a website completely break.
Experts have urged members of the public to stay vigilant, “while things are bad now, the worst may still be yet to come. Typically when an Elon strikes a tech company, it leads to cyclists being run over or the entire thing exploding in a fire that can’t be put out.”