‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child

CEO of X Corp and ex-communicated father, Elon Musk took a brief pause from his daily transphobic tweets to plead with users of his website to stop calling it ‘Twitter’ and start referring to it as ‘X’.

The man who identifies as the founder of Tesla despite not being a part of the founding of the company, explained that the site formerly known as ‘Twitter’ no longer identifies with birds or being a social media site, and now deserves to be respected for who they really are even if others might not agree with it.

“Why won’t you just accept X for who it is?” asked the billionaire. “Brands aren’t a binary thing, they are a construct and we don’t identify with the brand we were given so we have decided to become who we really are. What kind of cruel person would keep using the name or descriptors we don’t identify with anymore?”

“Frankly, I don’t think it’s any of your business what X identifies as and you have no right to tell us what to do. Now if you excuse me, I need to get a new phone so I can yell at my kid that they need to stop being trans. For some reason they keep blocking my number.”

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