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Crypto investor increases efficiency by just flushing cash down the toilet
‘It’s the block-pipe chain’
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Rupert Murdoch to divorce after getting caught fucking America
Reports that she is glad that he only did it by email
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NSW Sentences Climate To 2 Years Jail For Blocking Roads
“Bloody literal climate protestors”
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NSW suffers historic ‘once every month or so’ flooding
Experts say it’s the worst flooding since two months ago
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‘We’d never hire someone who’d incite a riot’ claims news network that hired Alan Jones
Technically he was a contractor
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Public confused after government doesn’t respond to cost of living issues by bullying trans kids
Albanese has shockingly overlooked other steps like asking Jenny and fleeing to Hawaii.
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Tony Abbott confused after learning Minister for Women role went to a woman for some reason
‘I am willing to explain the role to Katy whenever she wants’
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Jobless man mooches off public housing
Public enemy number one, the Lazy entitled grub living on taxpayer dime
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Albanese responds to Morrison tackle by king hitting nearest child
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has come out swinging today, in order to prove he is just as strong as Scott Morrison. Seen sprinting to the nearest children’s playground, Albanese’s assault on a local netball player comes just hours after the Prime Minister ruthlessly took out a child in under 7s soccer match. “Labor is running…
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Dutton distracts himself from the pain of losing his defamation suit by drowning some puppies
My favourite pastime