Opera House to be lit up white to commemorate No victory

The Sydney Opera House has announced that it will be lit up in white lights in order to commemorate a No victory.

“It’s a touching tribute,” said Leader of Opposing Peter Dutton, “a recognition of our decision to celebrate those of us who fought hard to get us to this point.”

“Finally, a leg up for white people,” said a teary eyed Pauline Hanson, “it reminds me of my favourite hood. It makes me emotional to just think about.”