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Peter Dutton calls to cancel Christmas after learning it celebrates middle eastern refugees
“I have also learned he is middle eastern”
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Christmas lunch tense after Aunty Carol finds out about family group chat she’s not in
“You don’t even have WhatsApp” pleaded cousin Sally.
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Local kid disappointed to learn the cost of living crisis apparently hit Santa’s workshop
Sky News has reported that Santa needs to cut down on avocado toast.
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Local Dad severely overestimating own ability to assemble bike
Christmas Day has deteriorated into scenes of aggression and acrimony after local dad, Nate Smith, mistakenly thought a 10-speed mountain bike would be just as easy to build as the child’s BMX he put together 8 years ago. “No no, I don’t need the instructions, I built our shed after all!” he said, visibly sweating.…
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Christmas cancelled after Qantas loses Santa’s toy sack
Should have stuck with the magical reindeers
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‘Shocking’: American parents go on holiday leaving child alone to fight intruders
Experts are concerned this will happen again, then with 3 copycat families
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Santa dies in War on Christmas related drone strike
Christmas has been ‘cancelled’ once and for all
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Queensland Police to commemorate Annastacia Palaszczuk with a traditional targeting of First Nations teens
It’s what she would have wanted.
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Alan Jones hires ‘respected lawyer’ former Attorney-General Christian Porter for defamation case
He was suggested by alleged war hero Ben Roberts-Smith
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“I would never act inappropriately at work” says former teacher who wrote love letters to students
Jones fears that mentioning the allegations will hurt his reputation as a cunt.