In a special episode of Channel 7’s Border Security, Border Force agents have detained the Easter Bunny at Sydney International Airport after attempting to smuggle dairy products into Australia.

Minister for Home Affairs Clare O’Neil has celebrated the arrest, stating that bringing joy to children everywhere isn’t an excuse to be lax on immigration. 

“We will not be providing special considerations when protecting our borders. If you or any bunny attempts to smuggle dangerous food products into the country illegally, you will be stopped like the terrorist you are.”

“We will be sending this bunny off for interrogation on Nauru, once we make sure there is no magically hidden chocolate on him that he could try to give to any child refugees we may or may not have locked up there.”