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Other items for sale include a Channel 7 pass, a frequent customer card to a ‘massage’ place and a collection of empty baggies.

The Daily Mail Australia has announced they have hired a new political editor in Christian Porter’s former PR Manager Peter van Onselen. “On a macro level, he will fit in perfectly here,” said another Daily Mail editor, “but on a micro level, when it comes to defending powerful men and telling women to smile more,…

“There goes the plans for the Karaoke bar”

In a way this is what he wanted

Cancer has denied killing NFL star OJ Simpson, but will be writing a book about how it would have killed him.

We need a Royal Commission into Murdoch that focuses on stopping the ads.

“Finally, I won’t have to pay for all the cocaine myself.”

He didn’t even need to attend the Logies

“The 2nd day is always the hardest, because you aren’t prepared and it’s now Americans trying to be funny”

“Sure I can come back to life, but moving all the devastation in this region… I’m not that much of a miracle worker.”