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Cancer announces new book “If I Did It”
Cancer has denied killing NFL star OJ Simpson, but will be writing a book about how it would have killed him.
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Hubbl ads quickly becoming the worst thing the Murdoch family has ever done
We need a Royal Commission into Murdoch that focuses on stopping the ads.
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Daily Mail editor enthusiastically copies and pastes Channel 7’s expense account rules
“Finally, I won’t have to pay for all the cocaine myself.”
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Allegations that Bruce Lehrmann received the ‘Andrew O’Keefe Special’
He didn’t even need to attend the Logies
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Aussie social media user suffers through second day of unfunny April Fools posts
“The 2nd day is always the hardest, because you aren’t prepared and it’s now Americans trying to be funny”
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Jesus struggling to rise again due to rubble and debris
“Sure I can come back to life, but moving all the devastation in this region… I’m not that much of a miracle worker.”
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Easter Bunny detained by Border Force after bringing food products into Australia
It is in a special episode of Channel 7’s Border Security
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Shocking: young people aren’t spending hundreds during a cost of living crisis to see musicians from 10 years ago
Who could have seen this coming?
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Guy who doesn’t question why ‘completed’ flat pack has a bunch of ‘extra’ parts, recently hired as Boeing engineer
“There is always a bunch of extra screws, hinges and panels”
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Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers officially warned new royal photos may contain images of deceased persons
The British embassy has yet to comment but did release a four eyed photo of King Charles with the caption “Everyone is doing fine”.