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ABC denies internal racism issue, “none of our white employees have experienced racism”
That’s most of our hosts and senior staff having no problem at all
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Alan Jones takes break from broadcasting to spend more time writing love letters to students
“I just really want to get back to my roots, you know? I might even incite a cheeky race riot while I’m at it.”
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Woolworths responds to Dutton’s calls for a boycott by boycotting potatoes
“See how he likes it”
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Local man wondering whether it’s too soon to chuck first sickie of the year
Is it socially acceptable to take a break already? I really want one.
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‘Pro-Bono’ lawyer clarifies he just meant that he is a big fan of U2
“Why would my love of the album The Joshua Tree have any affect on how I am as a lawyer?”
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Peter Dutton calls to cancel Christmas after learning it celebrates middle eastern refugees
“I have also learned he is middle eastern”
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Christmas lunch tense after Aunty Carol finds out about family group chat she’s not in
“You don’t even have WhatsApp” pleaded cousin Sally.
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Local kid disappointed to learn the cost of living crisis apparently hit Santa’s workshop
Sky News has reported that Santa needs to cut down on avocado toast.
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Local Dad severely overestimating own ability to assemble bike
Christmas Day has deteriorated into scenes of aggression and acrimony after local dad, Nate Smith, mistakenly thought a 10-speed mountain bike would be just as easy to build as the child’s BMX he put together 8 years ago. “No no, I don’t need the instructions, I built our shed after all!” he said, visibly sweating.…
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Christmas cancelled after Qantas loses Santa’s toy sack
Should have stuck with the magical reindeers