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Local hackers have been left frustrated after being stuck waiting eight hours in a queue to see if they successfully got in to the Ticketmaster website.
“Getting past the firewall was the easy part,” said one hacker while checking three different laptops hoping one finally gets in, “but now I am just stuck here waiting for who knows how long. Whoever designed this website is a master at making people not want to access it.”
“I’ve set up all my friends to also try and hack it too, fingers crossed one of us gets through.”
After spending their entire workday pretending to work, the hackers got excited to finally get to the front of the queue, only to be disappointed as other hackers had just taken the access they were waiting on.