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Local dyslexic 22 year old James Smith has accidentally changed the dating game forever after sending women on datings apps unsolicited pictures of ducks.
This happened after misreading advice in his ‘bros chat’ from his friends who have never had a girlfriend who swore that women love to get “dick pics”.
“The fellas were so right,” said James trying to find room for all the dates that women now want to go on, “girls really love getting surprise pictures of ducks.”
“They all seem to joke about how nervous they were to receive an image on the app, but were thrilled when they saw it was a cute duck. If it works, it works.”