John Bourke's Posts
February 20, 2020
Cleaners at St Kevins fired for sweeping everything under carpet
We found three teachers under there
February 15, 2020
Jetstar customers notice no difference to service as staff strike
It's actually better somehow
February 2, 2020
Government reverses decision to charge Australians fleeing China if they’re from marginal electorates
"It just seemed unfair"
January 30, 2020
Confused border guards tow corona virus boats back to China
"You won't be settled here"
January 29, 2020
Folau quits French club after teammates keep kissing him on the cheek
"I don't go for that sort of thing."
January 18, 2020
Mosman Rowing Club donates paddle to assist Bridget McKenzie escape shit creek
"She's gonna need it"
January 15, 2020
All Australian Open matches to now be determined by which player collapses last
"The stakes have never been higher."
December 31, 2019
Sydney welcomes 2020 early as out of control blaze sets off fireworks
"Happy new year!"
December 20, 2019
ScoMo moved from emergency exit row seat after refusing to assist in event of disaster
"Why would I do that?"
December 17, 2019
ScoMo asks Hawaiian barman to turn off news reporting on Australian bushfires
"I'm trying to relax"
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