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Kayo Sport brings local sports fans live coverage of the loading screen
“The feeling when the room erupts when you finally get to see the website just crash completely. That’s what sport is all about.”
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Local Takes Break from Doing Nothing About Animal Cruelty to Carefully Curate Anti-Melbourne Cup Instagram Post
A local surgical resident has taken a break from posting pictures of her wedding in January to momentarily shift her focus to advocate for the rights of racehorses. Madison Thompson’s curated post featured a poignant message condemning one of the ten races that are set to run that day, including a graphic image from a…
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Magpie Swooping season sufficient reason to call off all exercise for next two months
A would-be jogger has hung up his brand new running shoes after witnessing someone being swooped by the local magpie. “They’re just doing what magpies do and I think the best thing to do is stay away from them. Unfortunately there are magpies everywhere so it might not be the best time to get into…
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AFL suspends player for not being on cocaine, declares it an isolated incident
“This is not the kind of culture we want to see from our players”
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Referee awarded Player of the Match by Sweden
“It’s hard to understate how important she was for our victory”
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Barnaby Joyce congratulates Matildas on stunning win last night against France
“Thank goodness Albo locked in that public holiday!”
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Nation’s productivity reaches 0 which is hopefully also England’s score tonight
They may as well have called today a public holiday
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“You want funding for the sport?” PM clarifies that his support for the Matildas is only photo-op deep
“Do you think you are some sort of coal mine or nuclear submarine?”
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Barnaby Joyce congratulates Cathy Freeman on incredible race
“I love lady sport” said the families man
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Dutton caught frantically googling ‘mens matildas team’
“As if they’d ever put a public holiday on for a sporting event or a race anywhere in Australia. It’s unprecedented!”