Sport
Local aunt Chantelle Smith has shocked the crowd at a wedding after she perfectly replicated Dr Rachel Gunn’s Olympic breakdancing routine after downing her 6th glass of red wine.
The 52 year old mother of three took to the dance floor with a confidence many had never seen from her before and immediately started busting moves the moment the DJ played a P!NK song.
“It was magical,” said onlooker Grace, “it brought a tear to my eye. From the kangaroo hops to the sprinkler, it was pure perfection. A feat of artist expression and athleticism.”
“I didn’t plan to do it,” said Chantelle in the car on the way home, “it just came naturally to me. I don’t know, it’s like the routine and those moves were just inside me all along.”
