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The NRL denied the call had any influence on their decision to launch a review, before awarding Trump the Wally Lewis medal.

“When I present the trophy, it should be at the happiest place on earth.”

Goals are over-rated anyway.

“It’s the best way to take on the yanks.”

“All day I’ve heard people talking about the wonders of an angle and wanting to analyse it.”

“As the cricket season ends, many of us can be proud to no longer have the barely functioning app on our phones.”

Classic, these young players are too lazy to have a full five day work week and have been knocking off early from the first couple Ashes matches.

Meanwhile Australian fans are thrilled that we won’t have to spend five days with 7’s coverage.

“While yes every team not from Victoria were sent by Satan to test the only true players of the sport, we must remain professional in our coverage.”

“It will likely be years from now, but we hope to one day pull it off.”