Confused Pauline Hanson joins ‘anti-race’ protest

Racist statue who wished upon a star to be a real fuckwit, Pauline Hanson has shocked onlookers after she appeared at an ‘anti-race’ protest outside the Melbourne Cup.

“We can not let this inhumanity continue,” said Hanson, “this is cruelty and causing unnecessary harm. Our leaders should not be celebrating any race having the power to stop this nation.”

The reasoning for Hanson’s appearance at the protest became clear when people noticed that she thought it was a protest against other races.

“I heard a speaker say that she is against all races and I would agree, just as long as there is an exception for white people.”