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Barnaby Joyce congratulates Cathy Freeman on incredible race
“I love lady sport” said the families man
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Dutton caught frantically googling ‘mens matildas team’
“As if they’d ever put a public holiday on for a sporting event or a race anywhere in Australia. It’s unprecedented!”
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AUKUS subs scrapped in favour of Mackenzie Arnold defending nation’s borders
Arnold responded to several incoming questions on the matter as if she had pre-calculated where they were coming from
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Channel 7 executives scrambling to find out what “women” are, in wake of soccer ratings record
“So you’re saying these people play sport that can be televised all year round?” asked the head of 7 Sport
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Ben Cousins joins tabloid news station citing vast experience with stalking
‘He has the perfect violent record for the 7 News team’ said one executive
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AFL officials bring out green curtain to finally deal with West Coast Eagles
“I feel Ben Cousins is to blame.”
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“Trans people are a threat to children’s sport” claims man who decked child in non contact sport
“Imagine how dangerous it would have been if it was a trans boy the kids age” said Deves
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Mass shock as famous tennis player turns out to be an unlikable tool
Who could have forseen this
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The AFL proves they are listening to people of colour by asking Eddie McGuire about racism
He is an expert at racism