“They’ve disgraced netball!” yells guy who has never watched the sport

Chronic complainer Greg Richman has once again taken to Facebook comments to rant about the latest attempt by people to enjoy themselves, after the Kelpies dared to dance to an NSYNC song on Saturday night.

The man, who posts daily about how ‘woke young people’ these days are ‘too easily offended’ has so far left 20 different comments under tabloid articles about how offended he was by the display of fun.

“They have lost fans like me,” said Greg who before reading about this dance had never heard of Fast5 netball and didn’t know there was a men’s team.

“I mean what message does it send to young boys to see male athletes dancing and having fun instead of dressing like alleged rapists to act out the alleged rape in front of other athletes? This dance was completely inappropriate.”

Greg went on to say that he will prove just how much he hates ‘snowflakes’ by adding men’s netball to the list of things he is boycotting, alongside Bluey, The ABC, Woolworths, all charities, Gillette Razors, Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream, non-racist cheese companies and Bud Light.