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Barnaby Joyce announces career change to become a Melbourne security guard
It worked for Johnny Depp’s dogs
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Contractors guarding Melbourne quarantine hotels organise huge party to say sorry for second wave
It will celebrate the one-millonth person tested for Covid.
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Pauline Hanson launches new line of face masks to combat COVID
“They will fit in seamlessly at your next group meeting”
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ABC announces intercontinental ballistic missile program
Annabel Crabb will lead the new program.
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Perth man not so keen on clubs reopening after paying $25 for shot of Jim Beam
“I forgot I hate clubs”
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An Important Message to the Staff and Students of Chaser University
Hey look! Australia is under cyber-attack!
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Australia is under attack by state-based actor: universities targeted
The attackers are going by the pseudonym ‘Dan Tehan’.
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Calls for Liberal Party to be removed from television due to racist characters
It fails to meet contemporary standards.
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ABC relocates to marginal electorate in hopes to get money from the government
“All new shows will be based in women’s changerooms.”