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“If Santa really cared about kids, he would restrict them to cashless cards” says Govt
“These unemployed children would just blow their toys on blow.”
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PM apologises to Rudd – leaving only stranded Aussies, bush fire victims, the environment, robodebt victims, Bunnings employees…
the unemployed, young people, the ABC, Melbourne…
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War Memorial annouces exhibit on the horrors of Channel 7’s SAS
“Our troops disgraced our country by committing acts of torture an entire country.”
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Kerry Stokes offers to pay for new War Memorial exhibit celebrating war crimes
“As the chair of the board it is my duty to celebrate their great work!”
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“Let young people buy houses with super, it’s not like they’ll get to retire anyway” says LNP
“It’s simple, most of them are too young and poor to retire anyway.”
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Covid already seen everything interesting in Adelaide, now wondering what to do
It has exhausted its options just hours after arriving there.
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“We can only afford $300 for robodebt victims” says PM handing Foxtel $10mill
We simply can’t find any more money
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Morrison announces he has begun helping Biden with Covid by ordering his ticket to Hawaii
“Aloha, how great is leadership?”
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Government that ‘can’t afford the ABC’ gives $10m to Foxtel for literally no reason
They probably need it