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Covid already seen everything interesting in Adelaide, now wondering what to do
It has exhausted its options just hours after arriving there.
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“We can only afford $300 for robodebt victims” says PM handing Foxtel $10mill
We simply can’t find any more money
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Morrison announces he has begun helping Biden with Covid by ordering his ticket to Hawaii
“Aloha, how great is leadership?”
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Government that ‘can’t afford the ABC’ gives $10m to Foxtel for literally no reason
They probably need it
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PM “too busy” ignoring sexual misconduct to find time for NAIDOC week
“The Government of Australia said already sorry, do they really need an entire week?”
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PM denies misogyny – “I never interrupted Tony when he was Minister for Women”
Prime Minster if you are worried about reading this, don’t worry, a man wrote it
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The NSW Blues declare they ‘hereby claim’ victory in State of Origin
“The Cane Toads are trying to steal this series with fake points”
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PM calls for all premiers to go by “Scott Morrison” to simplify the ‘taking credit’ process
“It’ll make my lief a lot easier”
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One Nation slams ABC for not having Pauline on more during her boycott of ABC
“I don’t like it”
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“I’ve no time for federal ICAC,” says man who found time to call NRL about national anthem
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to Bunnings