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Government hides evidence of failed NBN rollout by storing it on NBN servers
“They’ll never find it!”
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Albanese finally stands up to Morrison! Wait no, he just wanted to fix the PM’s tie
“I would hate for anything to make Scomo look bad.”
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Morrison defends airport overspending saying he “paid mates rates”
“What’s $27m between mates?”
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Miranda Devine hires Youtuber to help her fake a sincere apology
“This is the hardest video I’ve ever made”
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News Corp decides police brutality is bad now that it’s happening to white people
“These specific people should be allowed to gather in large numbers”
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Leaked polling suggests most Australians think Herald Sun is dogshit
100% of the person we polled agreed
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Dan Andrews slammed for listening to medical experts instead of former AFL players
“What an elitist!”
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Scott Morrison claims he is “handy with tools”, citing years of experience with Tony Abbott
“Also Dutton, Pyne, Joyce, Cash…”
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Abbott shocked to learn a woman, Queen Elizabeth II, will be his new boss
I suppose I’ll just give her my trademark wink.
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Abbott denies making himself Minister for Women was misogynistic: ‘I did more for women than they could ever do’
“A misogynist would have put a woman in charge knowing that women aren’t good at anything outside of doing the ironing.”