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Chaos in Parliament as Dutton produces lump of uranium as prop
“Don’t be afraid of it” he yelled over the screaming staffers.
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Coalition staffer writes ‘fucking awesome’ policy slamming drug decriminalisation, celebrates with an extra bump
WOOOOOO, lets fucking stop drug use in Canberra baby
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Government declares war on feral cats, ‘only our fossil fuel donors should be allowed to wipe out our wildlife’
“The climate apocalypse will be our best weapon against the felines.”
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Coles announces new series ‘Feed your family for under $1,000’
“We know Aussies are doing it tough right now, and we thought we’d help them shop a little bit smarter”
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‘Blocking other airlines was in the national interest’ says PM from Qantas Chairman’s Lounge
‘Why would anyone even think to suggest otherwise?’
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Qantas loses ACCC report in baggage claim
“We deeply apologise for any inconvenience and would like to offer the ACCC a redeemable voucher for another inquiry within the next twelve months”
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Spanish Football President joins Liberal Party front bench
‘He has the makings of our next leader’
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Albanese apologises for mining shirt: ‘I woke up on the wrong side of political spectrum’
He accidentally got out of the right wing of his bed.
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Retired Aussie couple voting ‘No’ on the voice: ‘We can’t stand that show!’
“I think they’re all just looking for attention and entitlements”