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Liberal party in turmoil after six former ministers quit parliament
In related news, the once booming empathy consultant industry in Canberra has seemingly collapsed out of nowhere.
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Bob Katter announces support for Australia Day merch, but won’t spend any time on it, because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland
Elected representative for bizarre distractions, Bob Katter has announced his support for Australia Day merchandise in shopping centres. “Shops have a right to sell what they sell of course” he said standing on a bench in the middle of a Cairns shopping complex. “To be honest, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about.…
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Nation loses last premier from the period where people knew the names of premiers
To be replaced by Premier What’s-Their-Name
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Australia faces ‘once in a lifetime bushfire season’ for the first time in 3 years
The season has been described as ‘unprecedented’, just like the last one, and all future ones.
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Re-energised Pauline Hanson launches campaign to enshrine a ‘White Voice to Parliament’ into constitution
“We’ve consulted with all the white cultural leaders like John Howard, Alan Jones and Sonia Kreuger”
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“The Liberal Party wants to stop the division and address the issues Indigenous Australians face” claims guy who opposes every attempt at closing the gap
“We need to help, but not by listening to them or apologising to them.”
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No vote wins, country now very clearly no longer divided
Look at all the division that we were saved from
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Peter Dutton kills Voice, makes new horcrux
Dutton is understood to have made dozens more horcruxes during his career as an ordinary Queensland police officer.
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BREAKING: Anthony Albanese announces launch of official Yes campaign
“There is no time to lose.”