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“How were we meant to know he wasn’t serious about emissions?” said every media outlet after uncritically pushing his talking points for years.

“Do you know how much evidence we were sent about Robo-debt? Investigating that would be way too much work.”

A special letter from treasurer Jim Chalmers

Tanya Plibersek pledges to shed a tear next koala photo-op.

“It may not be what experts wanted, but it does make for a good headline”

She has a way of explaining these things

“I don’t know what was happening with these ministers that could have possibly been piling up more stress.”

“Whoever is in charge should really be doing something.” said the PM

“This deal is a sign of how much both countries have grown in the last century and our ability to come together to independently work together, when America tells us too.”

Pacific Island Nations, unemployed people, equality advocates, victims of sexual violence…