Bill Shorten becomes latest person to be defeated by NDIS paperwork

In breaking news, Former Labor Party leader Bill Shorten has managed to lose his ‘unloseable’ retirement.

This as the NDIS minister announced that his political career is over, making Shorten the latest person to have been defeated by NDIS Paperwork

“Who made this so complicated?” he was heard screaming from his office. “So many unnecessary hoops to jump through, and it will take months for them to bother processing my retirement letter.”

“I am sad to be leaving politics, but I am excited to never have to deal with the NDIS again. Instead I’ll be spending more time with my wife and Zingers.”

Political onlookers said they will miss Shorten’s comedic prowess. This not in reference to his ‘zingers’, but instead the time he crashed his car into parked cars or the time he called Tony Abbott “Dad”.