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“We don’t want to offend the deceased pedophile”

“You’ll be the talk of the town, stylishly fitting right in at our next meet up.”

The move promises a utopian future for robotkind.

“She had a knife that posed a real threat to butter”

Big changes at Australia’s sixth favourite airline

“I’m glad to see Labor deliver on their promise of ‘no one left behind’.”

“We both have spent most our lives talking about our mother’s too.”

Others have tried methods like posting low resolution Facebook Memes

“You know growing up, my mum didn’t own a footy field, so I know what battlers like Kyle are going through.”

The entire metaphor was, appropriately enough, seen spinning rapidly within seconds of the explosion.