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“Enough foreplay,” said the dick, “I want to see Zuckerberg’s penis.”

“It’s hard to be that hated”

Elon has struck again in a devastating blow to the remaining users

Signs of his moral bankruptcy date back to when he was chosen to be a boss at 7 news.

All the search teams need to do now is find him.

The focus of international media scrutiny, now they get to tell their side of the story

“We hope to send a clear message to victims to stay silent. Whether it’s sexual violence or war crimes.”

“All the other down to earth millionaires have dinners like this too.”

“I’ve talked to lots of gays and they tell me they don’t want this symbolic stuff,” he claimed.

“Just become a millionaire like me, it’s great!”