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Minns cabinet now officially a NSW government following its first corruption scandal
“Most cabinets wait years before their first ICAC investigation, we managed to achieve ours in just a few months.”
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‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
‘Why won’t you just accept X for who it is?’
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Musk furious to learn that clicking on X keeps closing pages
“If I want to go to our website, clicking on the logo just closes the page.”
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Dan Andrews eligible to join Victorian Liberal Party after making ‘staggeringly embarrassing’ decisions
“He will hurt Victoria’s reputation, he will fit right in.”
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RBA shake-up: Will only have $25k lunches eight times per year
They will also be forced forgo private jets for first class tickets instead
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Massive dick reckons he can win penis measuring contest
“Enough foreplay,” said the dick, “I want to see Zuckerberg’s penis.”
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Elon Musk achieves the impossible by making Zuckerberg the lesser evil
“It’s hard to be that hated”
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Following court result, Ben Roberts-Smith declares moral bankruptcy
Signs of his moral bankruptcy date back to when he was chosen to be a boss at 7 news.