Craig Kelly claims Adobe’s ai automatically added porn to his Twitter feed


Former federal representative for tinfoil hat enthusiasts, Craig Kelly has responded to his alleged sharing of porn on Twitter by claiming that Adobe software automatically added it to his feed.

“These damn programs are just acting on their own,” said a disturbingly sweaty Kelly, “I was just trying to resize a Tweet and out of nowhere Adobe just wanted to sex my feed up. We’ve all been there.”

“Clearly the horny AI just became sentient and did it all on it’s own. Probably in order to serve the New World Order and those evil pharmacists who want to control our brains. They won’t get me!”

Adobe has since come out to deny that Photoshop works that way, saying that human interference would be required to retweet the video. Channel 9 has also responded to Kelly’s claim by offering him a job as the head of their graphics department.

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