‘Powerful,’ former UAP MP Craig Kelly breaks ranks to show support for sex workers

Former UAP MP Craig Kelly has broken ranks from the other party members by showing his support for sex workers, by retweeting porn on Twitter.

“I support family values,” said a worryingly sweaty Kelly, “so it is nice to see videos of a new family getting made.”

“This is an incredibly brave stance from him,” said one sex worker, “his party usually speaks out against sex workers, so it is nice to see him showing support for the struggling industry.”

“It was surprising though, I guess he finally found a time when a woman getting inserted and taking a shot is ok by him?”

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